Bad Poetry – Social Media

Whilst we were searching the Internet for this week’s blog topics we managed to stumble across a golden light shining through at us, that light was bad poetry day! We thought to ourselves that is the perfect idea for some of our blogs this week. So here’s my bad poem about Social Media.

The land of Social Media can seem terrifying, with all the account verifying.
Twitter, Facebook, Instagram the choices are endless,
But make sure you aren’t trendless or even friendless.
Keeping up with all the trends, gaining likes in the tens.

Choosing the right platform is fundamental, otherwise you will go mental.
Facebook is the largest of them all, on here you’ll be sure to have a ball.
Twitter is catching up fast, and it won’t be surpassed,
Using trending topics your growth will be far from microscopic.
Instagram is all about images, the possibilities are limitless.
LinkedIn is full of professionals, so make sure your posts are exceptional.

Keeping your content fresh is the key to impress, creating success.
The hard part is keeping it to a 140 characters or less.
If you’re starting to stress, call in the experts from VerriBerri,
Whilst we handle your posts you can enjoy your self on the coast.


There’s my attempt of lets face it a truly awful bad poem, but that’s the point right? If you need any help with your social media then don’t hesitate to get in touch with our team.

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